1. I need this in my life right now.

    (Source: dustjacketattic, via when-the-shutter-opens)


  2. dakotaburns:

    Some people are just way too poisonous.

  4. district-twelves-fire:


    The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

    This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

    oh my god it works

    (Source: georgies-closet, via columbiaphoenix)


  5. zredband:


    Congratulations on your decision to adopt a Rennie! Many of these fascinating creatures are in need of good homes where they will be loved and cared for. While keeping a Rennie can be expensive, time-consuming, and sometimes confusing, the results can be well worth all the effort. A well…


  6. Renfest

    1. Barmaid: Hello! Yes Lady Elf, we are an Elf friendly establishment how may I help you today?
    2. Me: *smiling and blushing* Oh yes thank you could I have a glass of the mead?
    3. Barmaid: Of course dear lady, but may I first see a picture identification? You'll forgive me but you elvish folk always seem forever young!
    4. Me: *blushing more and hand over ID*
    5. Barmaid: *holds it up and looks at the date* AH! You are fairly new to this coming of age! Oh bless you young pretty thing here is your mead enjoy your new freedom to partake of the merry drinks! That will be 7 pounds! And here at this fine fair we have a 1 to 1 exchange rate to 'ye olde dollars'
    6. Me: *pulling out a card* Do you take... *shows card*
    7. Barmaid: Yes indeed we take fairy currency here, wouldn't want to discriminate against the fae folk!
    8. Me: *turns to friends and whispers* 'fairy currency' *smiles like a dork*
    9. Barmaid: Here is your tankard and if you would take this quill and place your mark upon this parchment *gestures to pen and receipt*
    10. Me: *signs and thanks here again before walking away with mead and squeaking again to my friends* She called it fairy currency!
    11. Friends: Dork.

  7. so-tired-of-running:


    If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

    My love for this post is unbelievable.

    (via starkid-nerdfighter)


  8. gaymeupscotty:

    Fanfiction: helping you discover kinks you never knew you liked

    (Source: damnbvcky, via blarfkey)


    1. Most People: "Classical/instrumental music is great to study to."
    2. Musicians: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD JOKE
  9. corneliapornelia:

    Jo talking about when she finished writing Harry Potter (X)

    (via thelordofthebuttz-deactivated20)